Monday, June 6, 2011

Laugh for the Day: Stay at Home Mom

I had to share an email my dear friend Tracey 
sent me.. Being a stay at home mom myself
this hit the nail on the head.
Hope you enjoy!

A man came home from work and found his three 
children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, 
with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. 
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the 
front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. 
Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. 
A lamp had been knocked over, and the 
throw rug was wadded against one wall. 
In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a Cartoon channel, 
and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. 
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was 
spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, 
dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, 
and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. 
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys 
and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.
He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.
He was met with a small trickle of water 
as it made its way out the bathroom door. 
As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap 
and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper 
lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. 
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still 
curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. 
She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. 
He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?' 
She again smiled and answered, 
'You know every day when you come home from 
work and you ask me what in the world do I do all day?' 
'Yes,' was his incredulous reply. 
She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it!'


Have a wonderful Monday!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Awesome!! LOL!

Kristina said...

Freakin' hilarious!

Danielle @ Happenings of the Harper Household said...

Bahahahaha. EVERY dad needs to read this.

Anonymous said...

That was great! I have to borrow this for my site. I'll link to your site and make sure to give credit where credit it due. =)

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