Laugh for the Day: Stay at Home Mom

I had to share an email my dear friend Tracey 

sent me.. Being a stay at home mom myself

this hit the nail on the head.

Hope you enjoy!

A man came home from work and found his three 

children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, 

with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. 

The door of his wife's car was open, as was the 

front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. 

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. 

A lamp had been knocked over, and the 

throw rug was wadded against one wall. 

In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a Cartoon channel, 

and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. 

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was 

spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, 

dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, 

and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. 

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys 

and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.

He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water 

as it made its way out the bathroom door. 

As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap 

and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper 

lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. 

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still 

curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. 

She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. 

He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?' 

She again smiled and answered, 

'You know every day when you come home from 

work and you ask me what in the world do I do all day?' 

'Yes,' was his incredulous reply. 

She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it!'

Have a wonderful Monday!